2019 Hogs Quotes

Please note. Quotes have possibly been edited to protect the innocent. Any request for clarification will be considered and then totally ignored. Remember history is written by the victors or in this case the author.
Tug “You can look at the navigation screen to see the bends in the road ahead”.
Mark T “I know how to use the navigation system” (Even though he had issues with his unit on day one”)

Tug - “Does anyone need Steve to find a light switch for them” (After Steve could not find the light switch in our room to turn it off. – (Note – I could not find it until the morning either.)

Dilligaf to Tug “I bet you a $100 your bike won’t start next time.” (It stated every time on the trip. Have not see the $100 yet!)

Mark T “We rode on time today” (Followed by great laughter from all the gang.)
Tug – “First time in history” (on leaving on time)

Mark T to group “Tug had a good idea today.” (First time ever said"

Mark T – “Are you cold Tug?”
Tug (with his jacket on) “No I’m just ready.”

Tug – “Why don’t we just have lunch before we go.” (An inference that we were riding late.)

Anonymous – “Did you hurt yourself?  (After Dudley gently laid his bike down at a gas station exit.)
Dudley – “No I’m used to falling.”

Dudley. - “I’m going to go and lay down”. (on his way to his room.)
Anonymous - “haven’t you laid down enough already today”.

I’m having trouble with Uber. I should try Lift. (Mark T blaming technology.)

Mark T – “They carded me (asked for proof of age.) because they card only those who look under 40.” (He really believed it”)
Anonymous – “Yes – the waitress thought you would be paying the check and leaving a very big tip.”

Waitress – “I loved your accent. Here, have a free bowl of vanilla ice cream.”

Mark T – “The gang is riding earlier each year.”
Anonymous – “Yes. By five minutes.”

Tug – “On every trip we should have taken a photo of every Harley dealer we had any repairs done. “
Mike W. – “My phone does not have that much memory."

Steve S -  “Are you informing, educating or just complaining.” (Said to a rider whose name escapes me.)

Dilli's expression when he was told “that broken down motor home” had a Honda badge on it. (He and his brother ride Hondas.)

“Where the fug is Tug. (Mark T’s nicer version of a previous saying”

Anonymous – “Where is Little willie Dilli”

No one – “Boy the salty dog knows how to cook a great hamburger and salad. The service is so fast.

Tug - “Sure you can call her. You have six minutes” (Comment to Mark T when he said he was going to call his lovely wife just before we were due to leave.)

Mark T asked a little boy outside a restaurant to pick the best bike with the following summation “This ones all plastic. This one is made in America and so is this one. This one is the fastest and Italian. (Guess which one the little boy chose.)

Tug – “Do you have lemonade ………….. yet? (to waitress)

Woman pointing to one of our esteemed and very sexy riders outside restaurant and saying to her thirty year old husband “if you look as cool as this in ten year’s time it would be really great. (Modesty stops me saying  who the rider was.)

Anonymous  - “Will you please card me”. (A leading rider begged the Longhorn waitress when ordering drinks. She smiled politely.)

Tug - “You have Worcestershire sauce, lemonade, and blended frozen margarita – three out of three” Longhorn Steakhouse.

Anonymous - "I taught that “woman” everything she knows."